Famous Quotes

"But if something funny happens, I can't resist. I have to tell the people."

Kathy Griffin on Funny

More quotes about Funny

• "A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."

  Lana Turner on Funny

• "I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."

  Ron White on Funny

• "A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."

  Bill Cosby on Funny

• "Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."

  Jim Carrey on Funny

• "Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."

  Elbert Hubbard on Funny

More quotes by Kathy Griffin

• "The great thing about celebrity culture is that they can't seem to stop themselves from displaying their ridiculous behaviour. I feel it's my job as a serious investigative journalist to witness all kinds of behaviour and then report back to the audience through the prism of my own anger and bitterness."

• "The beauty about the D-list is that people who are on it probably don't know they are."

• "No, I love Montreal... I think I love Montreal more than Montreal loves me... I love the food there."

• "Food is my thing, I do not smoke or drink, so food is my vice."

• "A lot of stars don't have a sense of humor."