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Famous Quotes
"People go to car races to watch the crashes."
More quotes about Car
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"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG."
Bill Gates on Car -
"There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other materialistic thing you can imagine. Now I struggle for peace."
Richard Pryor on Car -
"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."
Erma Bombeck on Car -
"I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."
Steven Wright on Car -
"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."
Steven Wright on Car
More quotes by Johnny Knoxville
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"I love Louisiana. It's amazing."
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"I'm the fun dad, I am also the disciplinarian."
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"A lot of stand-up comedy guys, when they get a little famous, just give up their stand-up career, and it cancels out the thing that set them apart."
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"It's a real primal thing, watching someone get hurt. It's funny and accessible."
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"I'm not looking to lose anything. I'm looking to continue making movies."