Famous Quotes

"Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway."

Joey Adams on Marriage

More quotes about Marriage

• "A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person."

  Mignon McLaughlin on Marriage

• "By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher."

  Socrates on Marriage

• "It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages."

  Friedrich Nietzsche on Marriage

• "How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being."

  Oscar Wilde on Marriage

• "Don't marry the person you think you can live with marry only the individual you think you can't live without."

  James C. Dobson on Marriage

More quotes by Joey Adams

• "If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business."

• "If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all."

• "Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you."

• "A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing."

• "Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late - and strike oil.'"