Famous Quotes

"Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you."

Joey Adams on Funny

More quotes about Funny

• "A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."

  Lana Turner on Funny

• "I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."

  Ron White on Funny

• "A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."

  Bill Cosby on Funny

• "Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."

  Jim Carrey on Funny

• "Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."

  Elbert Hubbard on Funny

More quotes by Joey Adams

• "If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business."

• "If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all."

• "A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing."

• "Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway."

• "Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late - and strike oil.'"