Famous Quotes

"It's painful for me to watch someone who isn't funny. It's horrifying to sit in the back and watch some guy who just totally sucks."

Joe Rogan on Funny

More quotes about Funny

• "A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."

  Lana Turner on Funny

• "I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."

  Ron White on Funny

• "A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."

  Bill Cosby on Funny

• "Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."

  Jim Carrey on Funny

• "Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."

  Elbert Hubbard on Funny

More quotes by Joe Rogan

• "The only time I commit to conspiracy theories is when something way retarded happens. Like Lee Harvey Oswald acting alone."

• "If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure."

• "I had a sense of who I was before I got famous."

• "I really feel like it's a travesty to make a child famous. I really do."

• "That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard."