Famous Quotes

"If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure."

Joe Rogan on Dating

More quotes about Dating

• "Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain."

  Mae West on Dating

• "Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things."

  Keanu Reeves on Dating

• "I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that."

  Mitch Hedberg on Dating

• "You can't stop loving or wanting to love because when its right it's the best thing in the world. When you're in a relationship and its good, even if nothing else in your life is right, you feel like your whole world is complete."

  Keith Sweat on Dating

• "Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others."

  Wayne Dyer on Dating

More quotes by Joe Rogan

• "The only time I commit to conspiracy theories is when something way retarded happens. Like Lee Harvey Oswald acting alone."

• "I had a sense of who I was before I got famous."

• "I really feel like it's a travesty to make a child famous. I really do."

• "That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard."

• "It's painful for me to watch someone who isn't funny. It's horrifying to sit in the back and watch some guy who just totally sucks."