Famous Quotes

"I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor."

Joan Rivers on God

More quotes about God

• "Sir, my concern is not whether God is on our side my greatest concern is to be on God's side, for God is always right."

  Abraham Lincoln on God

• "We need to find God, and he cannot be found in noise and restlessness. God is the friend of silence. See how nature - trees, flowers, grass- grows in silence see the stars, the moon and the sun, how they move in silence... We need silence to be able to touch souls."

  Mother Teresa on God

• "When the solution is simple, God is answering."

  Albert Einstein on God

• "While I know myself as a creation of God, I am also obligated to realize and remember that everyone else and everything else are also God's creation."

  Maya Angelou on God

• "Never trust anyone completely but God. Love people, but put your full trust only in God."

  Lawrence Welk on God

More quotes by Joan Rivers

• "The ideal beauty is a fugitive which is never found."

• "My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on."

• "I think I'm in a business where you have to look good, and it's totally youth-oriented."

• "Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you."

• "The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it."