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Famous Quotes
"I didn't plan to be the rude middle-class comedian. You write a certain type of joke that you find funny, and mine happen to be often rude. Yes, it's juvenile, but that's me."
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"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."
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"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."
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"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."
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"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."
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"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."
Elbert Hubbard on Funny
More quotes by Jimmy Carr
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"As soon as I did my first five minutes of stand-up I knew that I would rather be a failure at comedy than a success in marketing."
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"I don't think it's any coincidence that I lost my religious faith and 'manned up' in the same year. I was described somewhere as a lapsed Catholic, which is funny because I'm not going back! I want to achieve things rather than live life in an animalistic way."
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"I was a Christian. I didn't want to have sex before marriage, I was a bit uptight and not very self-confident. I was a virgin until I was 26."
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"After a gig I always head back to the hotel, remembering granny's words of wisdom. I cancel the late-night pizza and watch the Jonathan Ross show instead."