Famous Quotes

"Most of the gaffes I've made have not been funny - they've been stupid."

Jim Lehrer on Funny

More quotes about Funny

• "A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."

  Lana Turner on Funny

• "I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."

  Ron White on Funny

• "A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."

  Bill Cosby on Funny

• "Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."

  Jim Carrey on Funny

• "Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."

  Elbert Hubbard on Funny

More quotes by Jim Lehrer

• "My Marine experience helped shape who I am now personally and professionally, and I am grateful for that on an almost daily basis."

• "I have great faith in the intelligence of the American viewer and reader to put two and two together and come up with four."

• "I have great faith in the intelligence of the American viewer and reader to put two and two together and come up with four."

• "In my case, I was covering politics in Texas as a newspaper man in the 1960's."

• "I've traveled around the country and I read local newspapers and all of that, and it's a sad, sad thing to go from city to city and see the small newspapers and they're tiny. They're tiny not only in size but also in scope."