Famous Quotes

"I'm gonna be the best dad that ever lived. I'll have a ranch with a race car track and a golf course."

Jeremy London on Car

More quotes about Car

• "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG."

  Bill Gates on Car

• "There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other materialistic thing you can imagine. Now I struggle for peace."

  Richard Pryor on Car

• "Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."

  Erma Bombeck on Car

• "I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."

  Steven Wright on Car

• "I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."

  Steven Wright on Car

More quotes by Jeremy London

• "I don't need to hang out in a posse and try to act cool."

• "I'm gonna be the best dad that ever lived. I'll have a ranch with a race car track and a golf course."

• "I've never dreamed of being famous. The idea of it really scares me."

• "If I am still doing what I'm doing and I still have respect in this town, haven't done anything completely and utterly stupid, then I'll be happy with myself."

• "I used to be a hopeless romantic - I fell in love with everyone I went out with."