Famous Quotes

"I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger."

Jay London on Home

More quotes about Home

• "Any woman who understands the problems of running a home will be nearer to understanding the problems of running a country."

  Margaret Thatcher on Home

• "A house is not a home unless it contains food and fire for the mind as well as the body."

  Benjamin Franklin on Home

• "Where we love is home - home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts."

  Oliver Wendell Holmes on Home

• "Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home."

  Bill Cosby on Home

• "Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in."

  Robert Frost on Home

More quotes by Jay London

• "I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out."

• "My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality."

• "My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings."

• "I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights."

• "It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes."