Famous Quotes

"I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who?"

Jay London on Medical

More quotes about Medical

• "I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course."

  Groucho Marx on Medical

• "A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running."

  Groucho Marx on Medical

• "Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."

  Erma Bombeck on Medical

• "They certainly give very strange names to diseases."

  Plato on Medical

• "Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it."

  Erma Bombeck on Medical

More quotes by Jay London

• "I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out."

• "My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality."

• "My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings."

• "I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights."

• "It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes."