Famous Quotes

"I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out."

Jay London on Dad

More quotes about Dad

• "It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father."

  Pope John XXIII on Dad

• "When one has not had a good father, one must create one."

  Friedrich Nietzsche on Dad

• "My father? I never knew him. Never even seen a picture of him."

  Eminem on Dad

• "I am not ashamed to say that no man I ever met was my father's equal, and I never loved any other man as much."

  Hedy Lamarr on Dad

• "Whoever does not have a good father should procure one."

  Friedrich Nietzsche on Dad

More quotes by Jay London

• "My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality."

• "My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings."

• "I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights."

• "It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes."

• "I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger."