Famous Quotes

"I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights."

Jay London on Funny

More quotes about Funny

• "A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."

  Lana Turner on Funny

• "I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."

  Ron White on Funny

• "A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."

  Bill Cosby on Funny

• "Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."

  Jim Carrey on Funny

• "Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."

  Elbert Hubbard on Funny

More quotes by Jay London

• "I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out."

• "My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality."

• "My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings."

• "It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes."

• "I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger."