Famous Quotes

"The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin."

Jay Leno on Christmas

More quotes about Christmas

• "Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind. To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas."

  Calvin Coolidge on Christmas

• "He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree."

  Roy L. Smith on Christmas

• "The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live."

  George Carlin on Christmas

• "Maybe Christmas, the Grinch thought, doesn't come from a store."

  Dr. Seuss on Christmas

• "A good conscience is a continual Christmas."

  Benjamin Franklin on Christmas

More quotes by Jay Leno

• "Politics is just show business for ugly people."

• "Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day."

• "You're not famous until my mother has heard of you."

• "You aren't famous until my mother has heard of you."

• "Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day."