Famous Quotes

"Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day."

Jay Leno on Dad

More quotes about Dad

• "It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father."

  Pope John XXIII on Dad

• "When one has not had a good father, one must create one."

  Friedrich Nietzsche on Dad

• "My father? I never knew him. Never even seen a picture of him."

  Eminem on Dad

• "I am not ashamed to say that no man I ever met was my father's equal, and I never loved any other man as much."

  Hedy Lamarr on Dad

• "Whoever does not have a good father should procure one."

  Friedrich Nietzsche on Dad

More quotes by Jay Leno

• "Politics is just show business for ugly people."

• "You're not famous until my mother has heard of you."

• "You aren't famous until my mother has heard of you."

• "Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day."

• "The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver."