Famous Quotes

"CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her because she's strong and successful. Men admire her because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with it."

Jay Leno on Women

More quotes about Women

• "A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water."

  Eleanor Roosevelt on Women

• "I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot."

  Marilyn Monroe on Women

• "Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent."

  Friedrich Nietzsche on Women

• "The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles."

  Ralph Waldo Emerson on Women

• "As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot."

  John Lennon on Women

More quotes by Jay Leno

• "Politics is just show business for ugly people."

• "Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day."

• "You're not famous until my mother has heard of you."

• "You aren't famous until my mother has heard of you."

• "Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day."