Famous Quotes

"Yes, I believe blue material is funny, but if that's all you've got, you're dead in the water. It's not good."

Howard Stern on Funny

More quotes about Funny

• "A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."

  Lana Turner on Funny

• "I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."

  Ron White on Funny

• "A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."

  Bill Cosby on Funny

• "Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."

  Jim Carrey on Funny

• "Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."

  Elbert Hubbard on Funny

More quotes by Howard Stern

• "I wanted to go hide. I wasn't looking to be more famous, I'm famous enough."

• "If you're a Christian you don't sit there and worry about what somebody else is doing, if they're happy and they're committed in a relationship."

• "I'm sickened by all religions. Religion has divided people. I don't think there's any difference between the pope wearing a large hat and parading around with a smoking purse and an African painting his face white and praying to a rock."