Famous Quotes

"If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle."

Hillary Clinton on Funny

More quotes about Funny

• "A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."

  Lana Turner on Funny

• "I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."

  Ron White on Funny

• "A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."

  Bill Cosby on Funny

• "Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."

  Jim Carrey on Funny

• "Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."

  Elbert Hubbard on Funny

More quotes by Hillary Clinton

• "No nation can meet the world's challenges alone."

• "I feel like I have had the most amazing life in my public service."

• "The challenge is to practice politics as the art of making what appears to be impossible, possible."

• "We must stop thinking of the individual and start thinking about what is best for society."

• "Now I know that Wal-Mart's policies do not reflect the best way of doing business and the values that I think are important in America."