Famous Quotes

"Do not let a flattering woman coax and wheedle you and deceive you she is after your barn."

Hesiod on Funny

More quotes about Funny

• "A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."

  Lana Turner on Funny

• "I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."

  Ron White on Funny

• "A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."

  Bill Cosby on Funny

• "Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."

  Jim Carrey on Funny

• "Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."

  Elbert Hubbard on Funny

More quotes by Hesiod

• "Bring a wife home to your house when you are of the right age, not far short of 30 years, nor much above this is the right time for marriage."

• "Whoever, fleeing marriage and the sorrows that women cause, does not wish to wed comes to a deadly old age."

• "Giving is good, but taking is bad and brings death."

• "For both faith and want of faith have destroyed men alike."

• "Bring a wife home to your house when you are of the right age, not far short of 30 years, nor much above this is the right time for marriage."