Famous Quotes

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."

Henny Youngman on Anniversary

More quotes about Anniversary

• "More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse."

  Doug Larson on Anniversary

• "We are not the same persons this year as last nor are those we love. It is a happy chance if we, changing, continue to love a changed person."

  W. Somerset Maugham on Anniversary

• "There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good marriage."

  Martin Luther on Anniversary

• "Marriage is the most natural state of man, and... the state in which you will find solid happiness."

  Benjamin Franklin on Anniversary

• "Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open."

  George Bernard Shaw on Anniversary

More quotes by Henny Youngman

• "I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me."

• "My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash."

• "I know a man who doesn't pay to have his trash taken out. How does he get rid of his trash? He gift wraps it, and puts in into an unlocked car."

• "My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad but New York City?"

• "If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late."