Famous Quotes

"One man's folly is another man's wife."

Helen Rowland on Funny

More quotes about Funny

• "A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."

  Lana Turner on Funny

• "I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."

  Ron White on Funny

• "A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."

  Bill Cosby on Funny

• "Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."

  Jim Carrey on Funny

• "Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."

  Elbert Hubbard on Funny

More quotes by Helen Rowland

• "There are people whose watch stops at a certain hour and who remain permanently at that age."

• "Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor, and second-nature in a married man."

• "Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself."

• "A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor."

• "A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever."