Famous Quotes

"Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid."

Hedy Lamarr on Funny

More quotes about Funny

• "A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."

  Lana Turner on Funny

• "I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."

  Ron White on Funny

• "A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."

  Bill Cosby on Funny

• "Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."

  Jim Carrey on Funny

• "Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."

  Elbert Hubbard on Funny

More quotes by Hedy Lamarr

• "Confidence is something you're born with. I know I had loads of it even at the age of 15."

• "A good painting to me has always been like a friend. It keeps me company, comforts and inspires."

• "My mother always called me an ugly weed, so I never was aware of anything until I was older. Plain girls should have someone telling them they are beautiful. Sometimes this works miracles."

• "It is easier for women to succeed in business, the arts, and politics in America than in Europe."

• "I am not ashamed to say that no man I ever met was my father's equal, and I never loved any other man as much."