Famous Quotes

"Every time I see an adult on a bicycle, I no longer despair for the future of the human race."

H. G. Wells on Funny

More quotes about Funny

• "A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."

  Lana Turner on Funny

• "I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."

  Ron White on Funny

• "A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."

  Bill Cosby on Funny

• "Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."

  Jim Carrey on Funny

• "Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."

  Elbert Hubbard on Funny

More quotes by H. G. Wells

• "Beauty is in the heart of the beholder."

• "In politics, strangely enough, the best way to play your cards is to lay them face upwards on the table."

• "No passion in the world is equal to the passion to alter someone else's draft."

• "There's nothing wrong in suffering, if you suffer for a purpose. Our revolution didn't abolish danger or death. It simply made danger and death worthwhile."

• "History is a race between education and catastrophe."