Famous Quotes

"I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age."

George Burns on Women

More quotes about Women

• "A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water."

  Eleanor Roosevelt on Women

• "I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot."

  Marilyn Monroe on Women

• "Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent."

  Friedrich Nietzsche on Women

• "The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles."

  Ralph Waldo Emerson on Women

• "As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot."

  John Lennon on Women

More quotes by George Burns

• "You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old."

• "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."

• "If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age."

• "Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere."

• "At my age flowers scare me."