Famous Quotes

"God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny."

Garrison Keillor on God

More quotes about God

• "Sir, my concern is not whether God is on our side my greatest concern is to be on God's side, for God is always right."

  Abraham Lincoln on God

• "We need to find God, and he cannot be found in noise and restlessness. God is the friend of silence. See how nature - trees, flowers, grass- grows in silence see the stars, the moon and the sun, how they move in silence... We need silence to be able to touch souls."

  Mother Teresa on God

• "When the solution is simple, God is answering."

  Albert Einstein on God

• "While I know myself as a creation of God, I am also obligated to realize and remember that everyone else and everything else are also God's creation."

  Maya Angelou on God

• "Never trust anyone completely but God. Love people, but put your full trust only in God."

  Lawrence Welk on God

More quotes by Garrison Keillor

• "I'm not busy... a woman with three children under the age of 10 wouldn't think my schedule looked so busy."

• "The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose."

• "Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough."

• "God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny."

• "Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough."