Famous Quotes

"Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function."

Garrison Keillor on Pet

More quotes about Pet

• "No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens."

  Abraham Lincoln on Pet

• "I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."

  Winston Churchill on Pet

• "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."

  Robert A. Heinlein on Pet

• "Time spent with cats is never wasted."

  Sigmund Freud on Pet

• "A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself."

  Josh Billings on Pet

More quotes by Garrison Keillor

• "I'm not busy... a woman with three children under the age of 10 wouldn't think my schedule looked so busy."

• "The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose."

• "Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough."

• "God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny."

• "Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough."