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Famous Quotes
"A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together."
More quotes about Christmas
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"Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind. To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas."
Calvin Coolidge on Christmas -
"He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree."
Roy L. Smith on Christmas -
"The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live."
George Carlin on Christmas -
"Maybe Christmas, the Grinch thought, doesn't come from a store."
Dr. Seuss on Christmas -
"A good conscience is a continual Christmas."
Benjamin Franklin on Christmas
More quotes by Garrison Keillor
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"I'm not busy... a woman with three children under the age of 10 wouldn't think my schedule looked so busy."
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"The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose."
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"Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough."
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"God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny."
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"Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough."