Famous Quotes

"The first time I sang in the church choir two hundred people changed their religion."

Fred Allen on Religion

More quotes about Religion

• "This is my simple religion. There is no need for temples no need for complicated philosophy. Our own brain, our own heart is our temple the philosophy is kindness."

  Dalai Lama on Religion

• "I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ."

  Mahatma Gandhi on Religion

• "I believe in Christianity as I believe that the sun has risen: not only because I see it, but because by it I see everything else."

  C. S. Lewis on Religion

• "Aim at heaven and you will get earth thrown in. Aim at earth and you get neither."

  C. S. Lewis on Religion

• "I would rather live my life as if there is a God and die to find out there isn't, than live my life as if there isn't and die to find out there is."

  Albert Camus on Religion

More quotes by Fred Allen

• "We are living in the machine age. For the first time in history the comedian has been compelled to supply himself with jokes and comedy material to compete with the machine. Whether he knows it or not, the comedian is on a treadmill to oblivion."

• "An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission."

• "My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense."

• "Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure."

• "I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap."