Famous Quotes

"I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance."

Frank Carson on Marriage

More quotes about Marriage

• "A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person."

  Mignon McLaughlin on Marriage

• "By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher."

  Socrates on Marriage

• "It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages."

  Friedrich Nietzsche on Marriage

• "How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being."

  Oscar Wilde on Marriage

• "Don't marry the person you think you can live with marry only the individual you think you can't live without."

  James C. Dobson on Marriage

More quotes by Frank Carson

• "Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine?"

• "I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man."

• "It's never occurred to me to worry about my health, or that I'll get old, or that people will stop laughing at me."