Famous Quotes

"I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man."

Frank Carson on Funny

More quotes about Funny

• "A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."

  Lana Turner on Funny

• "I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."

  Ron White on Funny

• "A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."

  Bill Cosby on Funny

• "Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."

  Jim Carrey on Funny

• "Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."

  Elbert Hubbard on Funny

More quotes by Frank Carson

• "Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine?"

• "It's never occurred to me to worry about my health, or that I'll get old, or that people will stop laughing at me."

• "I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance."