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Famous Quotes
"Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery."
More quotes about Marriage
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"A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person."
Mignon McLaughlin on Marriage -
"By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher."
Socrates on Marriage -
"It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages."
Friedrich Nietzsche on Marriage -
"How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being."
Oscar Wilde on Marriage -
"Don't marry the person you think you can live with marry only the individual you think you can't live without."
James C. Dobson on Marriage
More quotes by Erma Bombeck
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"Youngsters of the age of two and three are endowed with extraordinary strength. They can lift a dog twice their own weight and dump him into the bathtub."
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"Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour, she can hurt you."
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"A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday."
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"Thanks to my mother, not a single cardboard box has found its way back into society. We receive gifts in boxes from stores that went out of business twenty years ago."
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"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."