Famous Quotes

"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."

Elbert Hubbard on Funny

More quotes about Funny

• "A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."

  Lana Turner on Funny

• "I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."

  Ron White on Funny

• "A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."

  Bill Cosby on Funny

• "Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."

  Jim Carrey on Funny

• "I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."

  Frank Sinatra on Funny

More quotes by Elbert Hubbard

• "Often we can help each other most by leaving each other alone at other times we need the hand-grasp and the word of cheer."

• "Art is not a thing it is a way."

• "The sculptor produces the beautiful statue by chipping away such parts of the marble block as are not needed - it is a process of elimination."

• "Art is the beautiful way of doing things. Science is the effective way of doing things. Business is the economic way of doing things."

• "Character is the result of two things: mental attitude and the way we spend our time."