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Famous Quotes

"Wouldn't it be great if you could only get AIDS by giving money to television preachers?"
Elayne Boosler on Money

"When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life now that I am old I know that it is."
Oscar Wilde on Money
"A little thought and a little kindness are often worth more than a great deal of money."
John Ruskin on Money
"Money has never made man happy, nor will it, there is nothing in its nature to produce happiness. The more of it one has the more one wants."
Benjamin Franklin on Money
"The lack of money is the root of all evil."
Mark Twain on Money
"Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it."
Mark Twain on Money

"I know what men want. Men want to be really, really close to someone who will leave them alone."
"I am thankful the most important key in history was invented. It's not the key to your house, your car, your boat, your safety deposit box, your bike lock or your private community. It's the key to order, sanity, and peace of mind. The key is 'Delete.'"
"I am thankful the most important key in history was invented. It's not the key to your house, your car, your boat, your safety deposit box, your bike lock or your private community. It's the key to order, sanity, and peace of mind. The key is 'Delete.'"
"I am thankful I was born in America, although if I gain any more weight the burqa thing may start to seem like a good idea to me. See? Another plus about America, you can always find some food."
"I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three."