Famous Quotes

"You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten."

Earl Wilson on Medical

More quotes about Medical

• "I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course."

  Groucho Marx on Medical

• "A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running."

  Groucho Marx on Medical

• "Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."

  Erma Bombeck on Medical

• "They certainly give very strange names to diseases."

  Plato on Medical

• "Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it."

  Erma Bombeck on Medical

More quotes by Earl Wilson

• "Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death."

• "If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments."

• "Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of the family brings the car back."

• "Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break."

• "Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death."