Famous Quotes

"I have a very low level of recognition, which is fine by me."

Dylan Moran on Funny

More quotes about Funny

• "A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."

  Lana Turner on Funny

• "I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."

  Ron White on Funny

• "A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."

  Bill Cosby on Funny

• "Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."

  Jim Carrey on Funny

• "Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."

  Elbert Hubbard on Funny

More quotes by Dylan Moran

• "I'm actually about as famous as a fourth division footballer from the 70s."

• "The truth is that I'm constitutionally incapable of doing an ordinary job."

• "I think that women just have a primeval instinct to make soup, which they will try to foist on anybody who looks like a likely candidate."