Famous Quotes

"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by."

Douglas Adams on Funny

More quotes about Funny

• "A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."

  Lana Turner on Funny

• "I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."

  Ron White on Funny

• "A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."

  Bill Cosby on Funny

• "Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."

  Jim Carrey on Funny

• "Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."

  Elbert Hubbard on Funny

More quotes by Douglas Adams

• "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools."

• "He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher... or, as his wife would have it, an idiot."

• "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

• "If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that we have a small aquatic bird of the family anatidae on our hands."

• "Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."