Famous Quotes

"If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend."

Doug Larson on Car

More quotes about Car

• "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG."

  Bill Gates on Car

• "There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other materialistic thing you can imagine. Now I struggle for peace."

  Richard Pryor on Car

• "Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."

  Erma Bombeck on Car

• "I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."

  Steven Wright on Car

• "I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."

  Steven Wright on Car

More quotes by Doug Larson

• "The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball."

• "More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse."

• "The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it."

• "Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks."

• "Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog."