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Famous Quotes
"The problem with winter sports is that - follow me closely here - they generally take place in winter."
More quotes about Sports
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"I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. 26 times, I've been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed."
Michael Jordan on Sports -
"It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling."
Mark Twain on Sports -
"Golf is a good walk spoiled."
Mark Twain on Sports -
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro."
Hunter S. Thompson on Sports -
"Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after."
Henry David Thoreau on Sports
More quotes by Dave Barry
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"The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic background, is that we all believe we are above-average drivers."
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"The information encoded in your DNA determines your unique biological characteristics, such as sex, eye color, age and Social Security number."
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"It was Public Art, defined as art that is purchased by experts who are not spending their own personal money."
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"Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business."
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"Big business never pays a nickel in taxes, according to Ralph Nader, who represents a big consumer organization that never pays a nickel in taxes."