Famous Quotes

"You know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations. Like when they're both on fire - they're exactly alike."

Dave Attell on Women

More quotes about Women

• "A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water."

  Eleanor Roosevelt on Women

• "I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot."

  Marilyn Monroe on Women

• "Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent."

  Friedrich Nietzsche on Women

• "The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles."

  Ralph Waldo Emerson on Women

• "As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot."

  John Lennon on Women

More quotes by Dave Attell

• "For a long time the people at my shows were sort of the Pantera-tattoo trucker guys, really cool dudes, but I don't know what happened to them. That's the crowd that I like, the ones that don't get so offended just to be offended."

• "I don't watch reality TV. I'm cool."

• "I never wanted to be famous."

• "I get recognized, but I'm not really a famous famous."

• "I'm not a movie guy, I'm not a TV sitcom guy, but whatever seems to fit and is funny is good for me."