Famous Quotes

"I'm not a movie guy, I'm not a TV sitcom guy, but whatever seems to fit and is funny is good for me."

Dave Attell on Funny

More quotes about Funny

• "A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."

  Lana Turner on Funny

• "I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."

  Ron White on Funny

• "A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."

  Bill Cosby on Funny

• "Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."

  Jim Carrey on Funny

• "Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."

  Elbert Hubbard on Funny

More quotes by Dave Attell

• "For a long time the people at my shows were sort of the Pantera-tattoo trucker guys, really cool dudes, but I don't know what happened to them. That's the crowd that I like, the ones that don't get so offended just to be offended."

• "I don't watch reality TV. I'm cool."

• "I never wanted to be famous."

• "I get recognized, but I'm not really a famous famous."

• "I have an imagination because my life is so boring that my imagination lets me get off the reality of what's going on."