Famous Quotes

"The wedding took place in Vermont, where they have legalized gay civil unions, and I married a woman."

Craig Ferguson on Wedding

More quotes about Wedding

• "The real act of marriage takes place in the heart, not in the ballroom or church or synagogue. It's a choice you make - not just on your wedding day, but over and over again - and that choice is reflected in the way you treat your husband or wife."

  Barbara de Angelis on Wedding

• "My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy if not, you'll become a philosopher."

  Socrates on Wedding

• "It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married."

  Robert Frost on Wedding

• "I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury."

  Groucho Marx on Wedding

• "Love is the master key that opens the gates of happiness."

  Oliver Wendell Holmes on Wedding

More quotes by Craig Ferguson

• "I think that clearly it has an influence, to be coming of age during the punk rock era, to come from a difficult and sporadically violent background, to have been in and out of such chaos, I think it actually helps. But I don't know for sure."

• "It's the beauty and curse of doing a daily show. Some days you've got nothing to talk about and other days Dick Cheney shoots his lawyer in the face and everyone is happy."

• "It's like, it's kind of like if you ever had a car and it was a bit of a clunker but you love it, that's my show. It's a bit of a clunker but I know where everything is and I like it."

• "It's not that we fly by the seat of our pants. We're not afraid of failure."

• "Why do people do things that they fear? It may be that the fear contains information. Something can be interesting if you get to the other side of that fear."