Famous Quotes

"They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning."

Clint Eastwood on Funny

More quotes about Funny

• "A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."

  Lana Turner on Funny

• "I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."

  Ron White on Funny

• "A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."

  Bill Cosby on Funny

• "Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."

  Jim Carrey on Funny

• "Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."

  Elbert Hubbard on Funny

More quotes by Clint Eastwood

• "I think being able to age gracefully is a very important talent. It is too late for me."

• "I mean, I've always been a libertarian. Leave everybody alone. Let everybody else do what they want. Just stay out of everybody else's hair."

• "I just think it is important that you realize , that you're the best in the world. Whether you are a Democrat or Republican or whether you're libertarian or whatever, you are the best. And we should not ever forget that. And when somebody does not do the job, we got to let them go."

• "You always want to quit while you are ahead. You don't want to be like a fighter who stays too long in the ring until you're not performing at your best."

• "There's a lot of great movies that have won the Academy Award, and a lot of great movies that haven't. You just do the best you can."