Famous Quotes

Quotes by Chris Rock

• A sense of humor is great - it goes a long, long way in a marriage.
• Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of the final four.
• Dude, I didn't say Jude Law can't act. I didn't say Jude Law was in bad movies. I just said he's in every movie.
• Funny is only something that others know about you - you can't be funny by yourself.
• Hollywood's just not funny.
• I love being famous. It's almost like being white.
• I think my best work is when I'm kind of in charge.
• I was bused to a school in Gerritsen Beach in Brooklyn in 1972. I was one of the first black kids in the history of the school.
• I'm in show business... I want to hang out with Janet Jackson, not Jesse Jackson.
• I've seen women who don't have great relationships with their dads, and it all comes down to this: You have to tell girls you love them every day.
• Karaoke isn't fair when you're a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and I'm a professional funny guy.
• Movies have takes. But plays are like life - you don't really get takes.
• Music is the soundtrack to the crappy movie that is my life.
• My movies are okay, but they're not my specials.
• Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them.
• Sometimes people offer you plays, they offer you parts, but they only offer it because I'm famous.
• There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.
• Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know?
• You don't pay taxes - they take taxes.