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Famous Quotes
"I saw 28 Days. I don't remember rehab being like a day camp or being that funny. Rehab is a dumping ground. It's a big landfill."
More quotes about Funny
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"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."
Lana Turner on Funny -
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."
Ron White on Funny -
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."
Bill Cosby on Funny -
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."
Jim Carrey on Funny -
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."
Elbert Hubbard on Funny
More quotes by Charlie Sheen
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"I've got volumes on how not to behave. I've got more information now than a guy should have at my age."
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"I think my passion is misinterpreted as anger sometimes. And I don't think people are ready for the message that I'm delivering, and delivering with a sense of violent love."
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"We're going to shoot one Polaroid per show. I'm going to sign this before it even develops because I know that once it develops with my signature on it, it's worth a fortune. I'll make this a work of magic warlock art."
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"Dad almost died of a heart attack in the middle of making Apocalypse Now, the biggest movie of his life. It doesn't make you want to jump into that business."
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"Dad almost died of a heart attack in the middle of making Apocalypse Now, the biggest movie of his life. It doesn't make you want to jump into that business."