Famous Quotes

"I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time."

Charles M. Schulz on Funny

More quotes about Funny

• "A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."

  Lana Turner on Funny

• "I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."

  Ron White on Funny

• "A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."

  Bill Cosby on Funny

• "Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."

  Jim Carrey on Funny

• "Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."

  Elbert Hubbard on Funny

More quotes by Charles M. Schulz

• "Jogging is very beneficial. It's good for your legs and your feet. It's also very good for the ground. If makes it feel needed."

• "Jogging is very beneficial. It's good for your legs and your feet. It's also very good for the ground. If makes it feel needed."

• "Decorate your home. It gives the illusion that your life is more interesting than it really is."

• "A whole stack of memories never equal one little hope."

• "Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement."