Famous Quotes

"All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height."

Casey Stengel on Funny

More quotes about Funny

• "A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."

  Lana Turner on Funny

• "I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."

  Ron White on Funny

• "A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."

  Bill Cosby on Funny

• "Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."

  Jim Carrey on Funny

• "Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."

  Elbert Hubbard on Funny

More quotes by Casey Stengel

• "The trick is growing up without growing old."

• "Sure I played, did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting in a dugout trying to manage guys like you?"

• "Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits."

• "You gotta lose 'em some of the time. When you do, lose 'em right."

• "They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that?"