Famous Quotes

"I believe it's a real tedious hostage negotiation to have a marriage be what it is."

Brad Garrett on Marriage

More quotes about Marriage

• "A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person."

  Mignon McLaughlin on Marriage

• "By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher."

  Socrates on Marriage

• "It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages."

  Friedrich Nietzsche on Marriage

• "How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being."

  Oscar Wilde on Marriage

• "Don't marry the person you think you can live with marry only the individual you think you can't live without."

  James C. Dobson on Marriage

More quotes by Brad Garrett

• "You take away all the other luxuries in life, and if you can make someone smile and laugh, you have given the most special gift: happiness."

• "Humor is healing."

• "You take away all the other luxuries in life, and if you can make someone smile and laugh, you have given the most special gift: happiness."

• "I would probably be a teacher if I weren't a comedian."