Famous Quotes

"They think they can make fuel from horse manure - now, I don't know if your car will be able to get 30 miles to the gallon, but it's sure gonna put a stop to siphoning."

Billie Holiday on Car

More quotes about Car

• "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG."

  Bill Gates on Car

• "There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other materialistic thing you can imagine. Now I struggle for peace."

  Richard Pryor on Car

• "Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."

  Erma Bombeck on Car

• "I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."

  Steven Wright on Car

• "I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."

  Steven Wright on Car

More quotes by Billie Holiday

• "I never hurt nobody but myself and that's nobody's business but my own."

• "Love is like a faucet, it turns off and on."

• "Don't threaten me with love, baby. Let's just go walking in the rain."

• "Mom and Pop were just a couple of kids when they got married. He was eighteen, she was sixteen and I was three."

• "There's no damn business like show business - you have to smile to keep from throwing up."