Famous Quotes

Quotes by Bill Watterson

• God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.
• I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can play together all night.
• It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.
• Know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything's different.
• Letting your mind play is the best way to solve problems.
• Mothers are the necessity of invention.
• Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating the mind is like a car battery - it recharges by running.
• So, what's it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don't recommend it.
• Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.
• That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder.
• The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.
• The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
• There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.
• Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.
• Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?